Whose Line Hoedown - Roads

 A New driver on the road, Following the letter to the petal,

He doesn’t notice much besides what’s in his view and mirrors,

When he got in trouble, he almost slammed his foot to the metal,

When he was accused of cutting off another driver who couldn’t be much clearer!

Whose Line Hoedown - Going Bald

 As I sit here in the month of my birth, at the Age of 27,

A worry begins to settle over me, one of quiet desperation.

For you see, most of the men in my family lost their hair over time after 30,

So my genuine fear is this, when will my dome be revealed, all barren and shiny?