Donkey Kong (NES) - Review

 The opening title of two franchises that have spanned over 40 years, both beginning as mortal foes, and changing after so many years, developing their own stories and characters, both beginning as Mario (Jumpman), the Carpenter trying to stop the Rampaging Donkey Kong from running away with his at the time Girlfriend (And future Mayor of New Donk City) Pauline, using nothing more but ingenuity and his jump to trick the Gorilla into a situation to knock him out and save the fair maiden.

40 Years, and this is where it all began.

Whose Line Hoedown - Roads

 A New driver on the road, Following the letter to the petal,

He doesn’t notice much besides what’s in his view and mirrors,

When he got in trouble, he almost slammed his foot to the metal,

When he was accused of cutting off another driver who couldn’t be much clearer!

Whose Line Hoedown - Going Bald

 As I sit here in the month of my birth, at the Age of 27,

A worry begins to settle over me, one of quiet desperation.

For you see, most of the men in my family lost their hair over time after 30,

So my genuine fear is this, when will my dome be revealed, all barren and shiny?