Sunday, January 4, 2026

Whose Line Hoedown - New Year's Resolutions

From Exercise, to Budgets, to even showing one’s dancing moves,

To even trying to lose weight by drinking that horrid healthy smoothie,

New Year’s Resolutions are always both common and live life on the edge,

Mainly because most of them fall right off that ledge!

Whose Line Hoedown - Beach

Well here I am, after a bet, trying to swim in the Ocean.
Where the waves are choppy, and foamy, spinning around in quite the slow motion.

And as I look out back at the beach, a Sun Tan lotion filled Bastion,

I cry out and wonder, “Where oh Where is Lifeguard Pamela Anderson?!”